Fuck Real Bone Ornate Velvet Taxidermy Gold Framed Piece

Well, sometimes there’s simply no better word for it. Rather than spelling it out with ink or paint, I figured a handful of actual bones would make the statement that much better.

A little Victorian elegance meets a wonderfully inappropriate sense of humor. Real animal bones spell out everyone’s favorite four-letter word against a rich burgundy velvet background, surrounded by an ornate gold frame crowned with sculpted roses. The contrast between the delicate, romantic framing and the rather blunt message is exactly what makes this piece so much fun.

Picture it tucked into a gallery wall among antique portraits and gilded mirrors, sitting proudly on your desk for those particularly trying workdays or displayed somewhere your guests are guaranteed to do a double take. Because sometimes the most entertaining pieces in a collection are the ones that don’t take themselves too seriously.

One available. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.